Whenever I feel the blues, I reach for a little Buffy. Enjoy some of these good one-liners from quotegeek.com:
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"Okay, so you're a werewolf. No problem. But hey, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun either." —Willow
"I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out." —Buffy
"We saved the world, I say we party." —Buffy
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." —Spike
"I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were." —Buffy
"You! All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?" —Principal Snyder
"Oh, no...I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?" —Buffy
"I have two words that are going to make all your troubles go away: Miniature. Golf." —Mayor Wilkins
"I like people. They're like Happy Meals with legs." —Spike
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