Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer

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Klingon Programmer Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:

  1. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
  2. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
  3. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
  4. Our competitors are without honor!
  5. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
  6. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
  7. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
  8. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
  9. My program has just dumped Stova Core!
  10. Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!